Perhaps my ideal girl...

So I got this forward from a friend of mine and I really liked it!

Enjoy!

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Tomorrow you may get a working woman, but you should marry her with these facts as well.

Here is a girl, who is as much educated as you are;
Who is earning almost as much as you do;

One, who has dreams and aspirations just as
you have because she is as human as you are;

One, who has never entered the kitchen in her life just like you or your sister haven't, as she was busy in studies and competing in a system that gives no special concession to girls for their culinary achievements.

One, who has lived and loved her parents & brothers & sisters, almost as much as you do for 20-25 years of her life;

One, who has bravely agreed to leave behind all that, her home, people who love her, to adopt your home, your family, your ways and even your family name

One, who is somehow expected to be a master-chef from day #1, while you sleep oblivious to her predicament in her new circumstances, environment and that kitchen

One, who is expected to make the tea, first thing in the morning and cook food at the end of the day, even if she is as tired as you are, maybe more, and yet never ever expected to complain; to be a servant, a cook, a mother, a wife, even if she doesn't want to; and is learning just like you are as to what you want from her; and is clumsy and sloppy at times and knows that you won't like it if she is too demanding, or if she learns faster than you;

One, who has her own set of friends, and that includes boys and even men at her workplace too, those, who she knows from school days and yet is willing to put all that on the back-burners to avoid your irrational jealousy, unnecessary competition and your inherent insecurities;

Yes, she can drink and dance just as well as you can, but won't, simply because you won't like it, even though you say otherwise

One, who can be late from work once in a while when deadlines, just like yours, are to be met;

One, who is doing her level best and wants to make this most important, relationship in her entire life a grand success, if you just help her some and trust her;

One, who just wants one thing from you, as you are the only one she knows in your entire house - your unstinted support, your sensitivities and most importantly - your understanding, or love, if you may call it.

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Now my responses. (Original sentences followed by my responses in italics)

One, who has never entered the kitchen in her life just like you or your Sister haven't, as she was busy in studies and competing in a system that gives no special concession to girls for their culinary achievements.

Well, I would make sure that we cook together. And perhaps surprise her with my decent cooking skills. I would teach her to cook in the most loving way possible and ask her to pay tuition for the cooking lessons with a kiss :)

One, who has lived and loved her parents & brothers & sisters, almost as much as you do for 20-25 years of her life;

I would like to change this sentence to "One, who has lived and loved her parents & brothers & sisters, AS MUCH AS you do for 20-25 years of her life"

One, who has bravely agreed to leave behind all that, her home, people who love her, to adopt your home, your family, your ways and even your family name.

In return, I would become a part of her family and make sure she gets all the love from her family through me. I would also make sure that she does not really leave behind everything for me.

One, who is somehow expected to be a master-chef from day #1, while you sleep oblivious to her predicament in her new circumstances, environment and that kitchen

Well, I would make sure she gets up after I wake up. Would make sure my shadow never leaves her. Would cook along with her. Perhaps I could do all the cooking and tell my family she cooked. (unless the food sucked) :)

One, who is expected to make the tea, first thing in the morning and cook food at the end of the day, even if she is as tired as you are, maybe more, and yet never ever expected to complain; to be a servant, a cook, a mother, a wife, even if she doesn't want to; and is learning just like you are as to what you want from her; and is clumsy and sloppy at times and knows that you won't like it if she is too demanding, or if she learns faster than you;

I already said enough of cooking. Would make sure she never gets a chance to complain. And if ever she is frustrated, I would make sure she throws up on me, hit me, punch me, take out all her anger and frustration out on me ...just in return for a tight hug from me to tell her that everything is OK...you are in my arms now :)

One, who has her own set of friends, and that includes boys and even men at her workplace too, those, who she knows from school days and yet is willing to put all that on the back-burners to avoid your irrational jealousy, unnecessary competition and your inherent insecurities;

What if I say, "Lets invite your buddies for dinner tonight?:)"

Yes, she can drink and dance just as well as you can, but won't, simply because you won't like it, even though you say otherwise

I would drink and dance with her and carry her to bed and most importantly protect her.

One, who can be late from work once in a while when deadlines, just like yours, are to be met;

Would def. make sure that she gets a yummy dinner that night:)

One, who is doing her level best and wants to make this most important,
relationship in her entire life a grand success, if you just help her some
and trust her;

And I would love her infinitely times more for that and make sure that she NEVER sheds a tear!

One, who just wants one thing from you, as you are the only one she knows in your entire house - your unstinted support, your sensitivities and most importantly - your understanding, or love, if you may call it.

To this, I would make sure that when she gets up every morning, she realizes how much the person lying next to her loves her so much and cannot live a single moment without her. I would give her ALL THE LOVE possible...would just pour it out!, protect her from all the evils and be her BEST FRIEND for life!